Showing posts with label movie quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie quotes. Show all posts

June 30, 2011

Matrix!!! Classic quotes

I always think that Matrix is a must watch for the IT people. It's just so IT, and so zen.


Some nice quotes I likee... 

Morpheus: If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain 

And this spoon thing is classic! 

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself. 


Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?
[
Takes a bite of steak]
Cypher: Ignorance is bliss. 


And Morpheus is cool!

Commander Lock: Dammit, Morpheus. Not everyone believes what you believe.
Morpheus: My beliefs do not require them to.   


Councillor Hamann: That's how it is with people - nobody cares how it works as long as it works.

June 29, 2011

星爺經典對白

一定要po啦,太想念星爷电影了。上网找了一下,筛选一些我喜欢的。觉得还有很多。星爷真是鬼才~

唐伯虎点秋香

燒雞翼, 我鍾~~~意食

小強!小強你點呀小強!小強你唔好死呀!我同你相依為命、同甘共苦左咁多年,一直將你當係親生骨肉咁供書,估唔到今日白頭人送黑頭人。

別人笑我太瘋癲,我笑他人看不穿,不見五陵豪傑墓,無花無酒鋤作田。

一鄉二里共三夫子,不識四書五經六義,竟敢教七八九子,十分大膽!
十室九貧,湊得八兩七錢六分五毫四厘,尚且三心二意,一等下流!

對穿腸:好工整啊!
華太師:華安,你來的正是時候。
唐伯虎:沒事,沒事,沒事。
對穿腸:在下是七省文狀元兼參謀將軍,綽號對王之王的對穿腸。閣下是?
唐伯虎:小弟讀過兩年書,塵世中一個迷途小書僮,華安。
對穿腸:好!我就來會一會你!
(兩人互相凝視,蓄勢待發,突然......親了一下......眾人跌倒在地!)
唐伯虎:對不起,我倆惺惺相惜,情不自禁。
對穿腸:言歸正傳,我們開始了。
圖書裡,龍不吟虎不嘯,小小書僮可笑可笑。
唐伯虎:棋盤裡,車無輪馬無韁,叫聲將軍提防提防。
眾 人:對得好!對得好!
對穿腸:鶯鶯燕燕翠翠紅紅處處融融洽洽。
唐伯虎:雨雨風風花花葉葉年年暮暮朝朝。
眾 人:華安真行啊!對得好!
寧 王:快出對子對死他,對死他!
對穿腸:十口心思,思君思國思社稷。
唐伯虎:八目尚賞,賞花賞月賞秋香。
對穿腸:我上等威風,顯現一身虎膽。
唐伯虎:你下流賤格,露出半個龜頭。
對穿腸:我堂堂參謀將軍會輸筆個書僮?
你家墳頭來種樹。
唐伯虎:汝家澡盆雜配魚。
對穿腸:魚肥果熟入我肚。
唐伯虎:你老娘來親下廚!
(對穿腸倒地噴血)
唐伯虎:對對本為消遣作樂,今日穿腸兄居然對到嘔出幾十兩血,
可謂空前絕後,小弟佩服佩服!

華夫人:我們一日喪命散是用七種不同的毒蟲,再加上了鶴紅, 提鍊了七七四十九日而成的,無色無味,殺人於無影無蹤!
唐伯虎:哼!我們含笑半步癲是用蜂蜜、川貝、桔梗、加上天山雪蓮配製而成, 不需冷藏,也沒有防腐劑,除了毒性猛烈之外,味道還很好吃!
華夫人:吃了我們一日喪命散的人,一天之內會武功全失,經脈逆流, 胡思亂想而致走火入魔,最後會血管爆裂而死。
唐伯虎:沒有錯!而吃了含笑半步癲的朋友, 顧名思義絕對不能走半步路或是面露笑容,否則也會全身爆炸而死。
實在是居家旅行......
華夫人:殺人滅口......
唐、華:必備良藥!

龍的傳人

隔壁阿強教了我一首詩,他說在香港會背就可以免費換一個漢堡飽吃!我好像記得是:非常厲害巨無霸,茄汁薯條漢堡飽,起士蕃茄加芝麻,人人吃了笑哈哈!

上海灘賭聖

叉燒包 誰愛吃剛出爐的叉燒包 誰愛吃剛出爐的叉燒包
還有那蓮蓉包呀豬油包呀魚翅包呀豆沙包呀應有盡有

大话西游:

你应该这么 做,我也应该死。曾经有一份真诚的爱情放在我面前,我没有珍惜,等我失去的时候我才后悔莫及,人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。你的剑在我的咽喉上割下去吧! 不用再犹豫了!如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会,我会对那个女孩子说三个字:我爱你。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限,我希望是......一万年!

整蛊专家

其实我就是改变社会风气,风魔万千少女,刺激电影市道,提高年轻人内涵,玉树临风,风度翩翩的整蛊专家,我名叫古晶,英文名叫Jing Koo!

奶油血滴子!奶油血滴子就是碰一碰就會弄得你滿臉奶油,是整人之霸最凶悍的整人攻擊型武器之一!

遙控電流香蕉,一按開關就放電,電得他秀斗,是相當主流派的整人武器!

誠實豆沙包,吃完了30秒之內說的話會誠誠實實,是90年代新科技的產品!

慚愧棒棒糖,吃了之後會對生前所做的錯事非常慚愧,是整人武器中的極品!

其他类:

对不起,我是卧底。

你看不见我你看不见我你看不见我......

意不意外?高不高兴?开不开心?

对不起啊,导演。嗯...... 根据角色的背景性格呢,等一下演的时候,在节奏上我想再调皮一点,但是又带点矛盾,你看怎么样?

你快点回火星吧,地球是很危险地。

剪头发不应该看别人怎么剪就发神经跟流行,要配合啊!你看你的发型,完全不配合你的脸型脸型又不配合身型,身型又和发型完全不搭,而且极度不配合啊!!欢哥!你究竟要怎么样啊?